Bollocks

Well, crappers. Looks like my parade has been rained upon. Blithely assuming I would assume be in either Malta or Tunisia, I've just had the misfortune of being informed that both are prohibitively expensive to get to. Looks like I'm going to have to try something less exotic. Rats.

Athens really isn't accesible by most budget airlines. The more I look at the map, the more I realize Athens is quite far from Western Europe. Guess I'll just have to try something else entirely.