Mack the Knife

Happy Rouged Clam, originally uploaded by wgoodwin.

I had just taken a blade to the ribs. The wound proved to be less than fatal and I didn't lose my wallet. The thug tripped on a rock and ate gull feces while trying to get away. A horde of tourists pounced on him, carried him to a cliff and threw him off. I almost felt sorry for him until I realized how much I had bled. Look at the beach, for Pete's sake!

Photo Credit: Emily Kugler