Best...Footnote...Ever...in...2007...so...far

Best...title...of...2007...yet.

But seriously, much personally backslapping and high-fiving going on here for working the following footnote into my paper:

Curiously, surprisingly little scholarship has centered upon the foresight of Plato in anticipating the current crisis of the designated driver.

If you're wondering how on earth I managed to pull that bad boy off, turn your attention to The Republic, 439c, line 2. There it is. Be amazed. I certainly am.