Freebird

If I was young and sober...er, make that younger and unattached...which is not to imply that I'd like to be (free-er, that is), since I'm counting happily the days until my finger is graced with a ring.......

Okay, let's start over.

Were I bound by no obligations and gifted with a greater talent for writing, though tragic my life might be (seeing as how, absent obligations, I could not have found my true love, which I have), I would be able to apply for...this position. But you should. Assuming you're a good RC or reasonably smart believer.