Orbitz

Oh, hey! Orbitz is having a sale! We should all rush over there and buy some tickets right?

Wrong.

Why?

Because Madox says so. Read on or you'll miss out on this and more:

I hate Orbitz. I saw a new Orbitz commercial the other day that reminded me of how much Orbitz blows. The new commercial features a chorus of blue, zombie-like assholes singing along with an announcer who talks about how supposedly low the airfare is on Orbitz. A woman in the commercial considers going to Orlando, and the chorus pipes in "DON'T THINK TWICE!" Then, she decisively says "I'm going to Orlando!" At one point in the commercial, a character says "but who will feed my fish?" Suddenly the chorus booms in "DON'T THINK!"

But seriously, read Maddox's now ancient take (if you haven't already). He's got way cooler fonts than me.