Promise Me

Promise me you'll read this. You won't be disappointed, I swear by the hair on my chinny chin chin. The best comes at the end...

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Oh, okay, fine, I'll tell you a little bit about it. Basically, Michael S. Malone hates Steve Jobs and, as far as one can tell, Apple. Unfortunately, the WSJ decided to give this wordclown (as opposed to wordsmith) a forum and he did a number on that hallowed paper's reputation. The link takes you to excerpts from his article, which did, I should add, get published in yesterday's actual WSJ, with regular doses of reality interjected, which will make you laugh until you think you're getting fat (and then you will realize that you are...getting fat).