Tally Ho!

Good news! Verification has reached TDTHQ (The Doughty Traveler Headquarters) that we can confirm the existence of the fifth person to ever read this blog. I'm certain there have been many more (probably more than I could count on all my digits, manual and pedal), but they are as difficult to trace as a wil-o-the-wisp. Devilish things readers. One minute you think you have a million, the next minute you realize it's a horde of bots waiting to stuff you full of knockoff Cialis the moment you let your comment guard down.

I'll spare the celebrated being publicly named, but she does work at a place that rhymes with Schmaremont Schminstischmute.

Sigh. Back to work.