Droptop
The homeless man climbed out of the dumpster, with a large selection of recyclables in tow. Just as I was about to wish him well, he clubbed me with the remains of a nightstand. This is what I saw, coming to on my left side, realizing that maybe people who dumpster dive are pondscum.
P.S. The above story is absolutely untrue and dumpster divers are often the finest of human beings. Actually, I was sunbathing in the nude on the blacktop in the parking lot.
P.S. The above story is absolutely untrue and dumpster divers are often the finest of human beings. Actually, I was sunbathing in the nude on the blacktop in the parking lot.
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