Hail to Heinie

"All Hail to Alma Mater
To thy glory we sing;
All Hail to Southern California
Loud let thy praises ring;
Where Western sky meets Western sea
Our college stands in majesty;
Sing our love to Alma Mater,
Hail, all hail to thee!"

So go the words to USC's alma mater, "All Hail." I just thought I'd preface this action by a member of the men's hockey team. Majesty, indeed.

I would just like to note that the headline indicates (if you click through) that an investigation is being launched. An investigation? Into what? Whether or not the man actually has a rear end?