Legal Academics...

Muppets, murder, and misdemeanors? Law school looks like it's going to be sick, absolutely sick...

Problem for My Criminal Law Review Session Thursday:
Bert and Ernie are walking down the street from the local bar, when they see their old nemesis the Count. Drunk and a little paranoid, they conclude that the Count is trying to kill them, so they decide to kill him to prevent that from happening; but they don't want to confront him directly.
Fortunately, they see Oscar sitting in his trashcan. "Help us out, Oscar," they say; "come up to the Count and ask him to count your trash bag collection." "No!," says Oscar, annoyed by the request. "You'd better do it, or else we'll beat you up." "Okay," says Oscar, and does what they ask of him.

Go to the Volokh Conspiracy for the rest. This law school thing looks like more fun every day.