Poor Timing WaPo

Vying for the title of places in the domestic U.S. I'm not about to visit right about now, the Washington Post travel section is profiling Amish country. Eh...

Visiting the Bontragers' farm and spending the night in an Amish guesthouse were part of our fall getaway to the Midwest.

Hopefully, no schoolhouses are part of that tour here.

Here's the full article on what sounds like a phenomenally tedious vacation. Unless, um, watching The Village made you leap up and put your wandering boots on.

I know, I know, some people will appreciate the rustic nature of those curious Amish characters. For someone raised on Wierd Al's "Amish Paradise," the novelty has worn off and I rather scope out Barbados.